There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude.
As a young lady with a B.A. in English whose main hobby has been unnecessary since the advent of...
Kathryn Janeway, Our Lady of Determination.
The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins. 2008.
MY NIGHTMARE IN GIF FORM.
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Hope your holiday season is meowgical.
my husband volunteers when the teacher is staring at me- public speaking phobias FTW.
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Netflix: Seriously, you’re on TUMBLR?
Me: Yeah…
Netflix: Screw you, I’m not going to work. You’re not even PAYING ATTENTION.
Tumblr: U Jelly? :)
Me: Oooh! Gifs!
I started to re-watch Xena on Netlfix. Last time I watched this show I was 13?
The whole episode I was this:

My super conservative, mega-mormon parents let their 13 and 10 year old watch a show that was 60% boobies?
I’m watching Buffy, and Xander is talking about Shawarma.
I think I’m sensing a theme in Joss Whedon’s food preferences.
The Formula For Success
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So I’m a little obsessed with Grey’s Anatomy……
I can’t wait until the finale tomorrow, doee 😷
I know people having been asking this nonstop, but who is going to die??
Parenting: A+
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